“He would have throw-up music, I think he would have one of those weddings where you’d be moving to a lot of different locations, and food wise, I think it would be all liquid stuff. I don’t think he would have much, like, solid foods there. He doesn’t want to have to think; he doesn’t want to worry about it. He doesn’t want to worry about seating stuff. He doesn’t want to do any of those things… Plus, he’ll forget that he got married. You know, the next morning they’ll have to remind him.
~ Bill Hader imagining Stefon’s wedding… (he forgot the midgets)