Conan: I’m sorry, what the hell is Walker tasting in the soil that’s telling him a plane crashed here?

Andy: It’s obvious: pretzels.

melissaisnotanalien:

WHY WASN’T I THERE GOD DAMNIT

cyborglovesong:

Bill Hader: The nerds were like “Intruder alert! Who said that? What is going on?”
Conan O’Brien: “A woman is present!”
Bill Hader: “A woman is present!”
Conan O’Brien: “A breeder is in the building!”
Bill Hader: “Exterminate!”
Conan O’Brien: “Lock all portals!”
Bill Hader: Lock all portals? They lock down the theatre?
Conan O’Brien: Yes. They have special steel doors that lock down when women are around.

fuckyeahszohr:

w/ Bill Hader On Late Night with Conan O’Brien; Dec. 11, 2008

Conan looks like he wants in on that.

Video—Bill Hader and Conan O’Brien go nerdy for Jessica Szohar